We decided to have some fun with the Happy Meal concept and took it in a different direction. We imagined the worst possible Happy Meal toy you could have gotten, via a movie tie-in, ever. So sit back and imagine, if you will if the following Happy Meal toy lines existed and this was the worst figure in the lot.

10. KRULL - THE BEAST

The Toy: A big plastic head with on and off glowing eyes.

9. FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER - TOMMY JARVIS

The Toy: A toy for the tub, complete with Tommy in his rain coat.

8. ENEMY MINE – FYRINE IV HARD-SHELLED CREATURE

The Toy: Complete with a suction cup on its belly.

7. TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE (1986) – DEAD OPTIMUS PRIME

The Toy: A gray Optimus Prime eraser. So eventually he would just turn to dust.

6. ROSEMARY’S BABY – MINNIE CASTEVET

The Toy: Minnie’s Happy Meal toy would emit the smell of Tanis Root.

5. BOXING HELENA - HELENA

The Toy: Helena would have limbs attached with magnets for easy on and off play.

4. MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME – MASTER BLASTER

The Toy: A tiny Master pops off the back of Blaster.

3. HELLRAISER –BEARDED MAN

The Toy: When you throw him in the fire his body melts away to reveal a demon. Obviously, this is a once and done thing.

2. BLADERUNNER - HANNIBAL CHEW

The Toy: Chew’s Happy Meal toy is a squeezable figure that has eyes which ooze blood when squeezed.

1. STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE - ILIA

The Toy: A squeezable Ilia that says “Kirk Unit”.

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